Let’s repeat this: everyone farts!
Farting has no language barrier and is not judged based on race, nationality, religion, etc. When people truly realize that all farters are created equal, there will be absolutely no point for wars. Because many problems can be solved by joining farting contests worldwide.
When worldwide farters gather together in once place, FartHub.com, to share their ultimate super power and to compete with each other in the greenest way, mutual understanding in environmental, political, and religious views will become possible.
People will come to view the world as one small place and only collaboration, friendship, and mutual appreciation will make it a better place to live and to fart freely.
If farts can be shared worldwide, why can’t the planet be shared?
