Wednesday, August 6, 2008

About Farts

The Epistemology of Farts

  • Everyone farts
  • Farting has no language barrier
  • Some people ignore its existence
  • Some people think it's funny
  • It's not acceptable to fart in public in most places
  • All farters are created equal

What's FartHub.com?

  • Worldwide users are encouraged to share farts
  • Anyone can listen, share, and embed funny fart sounds
  • Enter fart contests for fame
  • Truly understand different cultures and people through fart-sharing
  • Bring world peace through fart-sharing

Why share farts online?

  • This is the last thing you want to share in person
  • Freedom of farting
  • Meet real people like yourself

Contact us if you or someone you know never fart (not even once) at help@farthub.com.

3 comments:

Green Magician said...

As a committed old fart I have sniffed out your blog. Personally I favour green farts.

Atan Kaya said...

Hahaha

Unknown said...

I'm disapointed we didn't get to learn more about farts.